I coughed while going for a morning fly and accidentally
Set fire to an eagle
watched it burn until I ate it.
Let it digest while I cry
‘cause I couldn’t deep-fry.
Okay Yao, now go fix relations with Egypt, Germany, Indonesia, Mauritius, Nigeria, Panama, Philippines, Russia, Serbia, South Sudan, Spain, the U.S., Zambia, Albania, Armenia, and Austria.
YOU REALISE THAT ONE DAY I WILL ACTUALLY BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE