Hey, to all of you Nations with Eagles as your mascot.

xianggelaoban:

I coughed while going for a morning fly and accidentally

Set fire to an eagle

watched it burn until I ate it.

Let it digest while I cry

‘cause I couldn’t deep-fry.

Couldn’t deep-fry.


Okay Yao, now go fix relations with Egypt, Germany, Indonesia, Mauritius, Nigeria, Panama, Philippines, Russia, Serbia, South Sudan, Spain, the U.S., Zambia, Albania, Armenia, and Austria.

YOU REALISE THAT ONE DAY I WILL ACTUALLY BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE

  1. xianggelaoban reblogged this from shiningking and added:
    All I have to do is pee while you’re doing itand have the Yellow River flood to stop the flames. Problem solved, kid!...
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  3. shiningking reblogged this from xianggelaoban and added:
    YOU REALISE THAT ONE DAY I WILL ACTUALLY BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE
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